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It’s all part of my plan, says woman who crashed in ditch
And when Sebastian police asked the pickup truck driver, Linda Norman, whether she’d been drinking, she said, “(Expletive) yea!”
You know the state.
(Thanks to John Mayson)
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Did the plan include being arrested? Because it should have ....
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 31, 2016 at 09:31 AM
I love it when a plan comes together.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 31, 2016 at 09:40 AM
Linda Norman ==>
Darn Nominal
Damn Lion Ran
Posted by: MOTW | March 31, 2016 at 09:41 AM
'Norman, who jail records indicate has a tattooed breast, looked to be stuck, so the officer helped'
did he check out her jugshot ?
Posted by: ligirl | March 31, 2016 at 09:56 AM
The best laid plans of mice, men and drunk women with a tattooed breast going awry sure fits this occasion.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 31, 2016 at 11:29 AM
"How do you lead?"
"How do you (expletive) think I plead Einstein."
Posted by: manual tomato | March 31, 2016 at 11:54 AM
Make a new plan, Stan.
Posted by: Clankie | March 31, 2016 at 12:32 PM
Norman was then escorted to jail, all the while drunkenly singing "How will I know, if you really loves me..."
Posted by: funny man | March 31, 2016 at 01:23 PM
Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia? ♫
Lydia The Tattooed Lady.
She has eyes that men adore so,
and a torso even more so.
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopedia.
Lydia The Queen of Tattoo.
On her back is The Battle of Waterloo.
Beside it, The Wreck of the Hesperus too.
And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue.
You can learn a lot from Lydia!
Posted by: MOTW | March 31, 2016 at 02:12 PM
While irrelevant to the story, the tattooed breast comment was added to tittilate.
Posted by: Bob | March 31, 2016 at 02:45 PM
Ok, for some reason I can't even correct the link.
So here it is, clear text: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8
Posted by: MOTW | March 31, 2016 at 02:53 PM
hey thnx for that, MOTW - loveThis one
*tear*
Posted by: ligirl | March 31, 2016 at 03:39 PM
Lie to the police and you go to jail. Tell them the truth and you go to jail. Life just isn't fair.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 31, 2016 at 05:12 PM
There's always room for Jail-O.
Posted by: Alternate Universe B. Cosby | March 31, 2016 at 10:22 PM
Not to be confused with J-Lo, right?
Posted by: funny man | March 31, 2016 at 10:27 PM