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March 31, 2016


Passenger wears all his clothes to avoid paying EasyJet baggage fee

(Thanks to Janice Gelb, who says "Good luck in the tiny plane bathroom.")


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This is complete pants.

I have friends who call that foreplay.

You know minutes after the plane takes off the words to an old camp song will start playing in his head.
" It's not very funny
but it's hot and runny
diarrhea, diarrhea "

This is what he looked like as a child.

But did he stow himself in the overhead bin or under the seat in front of him?

The freezer bag in the pocket avoids the bathroom problem.

He may have invented the first Aussie portable sweat lodge. If he survives, he will rent it out.

This is nothing new. A few years back, when I may or may not have been employed by TSA, it was a fad of sorts to wear all your clothes to the airport and have no hand carried luggage. Maybe it was an Alaska thing. It made things go ever so expediently at the security checkpoint. If they had only put themselves in a one quart resealable clear plastic bag, they could have saved time and went threw the x-ray.

People in Iceland understand layering.

"Man, can someone open a window?"

When asked how he would go to the bathroom while wearing all his clothes, he replied "depends".

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