CSI: FLATHEAD COUNTY

2:36 p.m. A lonely and dejected black lab tried to get into a new friend’s vehicle, but was told to get out.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Comments

[manual tomato]

I call police dispatch really fairly often to report a suspicious person. The first thing I am asked without fail is, "Is the person lonely and dejected?"

[LeDud]

5:17 p.m. A runaway beagle and his pug accomplice were captured on Highway 40 West and transported to the local shelter

Whenever you find a wayward beagle....there's a no good pug involved.

[Meanie the Blue]

It's apparently a dog's life in Flathead County.

[funny man]

12:43 p.m. Someone found a hound dog running along Highway 2 East in Kalispell.

Apparently, dogs cause as much trouble as people in
Flathead.

[klezmerphan]

Okay, I'm gonna grab the Geezer Bus and head on over to Our Favorite County. Gonna rescue the "lonely and dejected black lab" and get to the bottom of the following:

"11:27 a.m. Something that may or may not have been a Jack Russell terrier was seen hustling down Poplar Drive. Apparently, this same dog broke into a resident’s garage during the early hours of the morning."

Q: How does a dog, even one as smart as a Jack Russell, break into a garage?

[MOTW]

manual, the first thing that came to my mind was the well-worn malapropped response from Archie Bunker, "How da hell should I know? It's not as if I asked a perfect stranger if he's lonely and deprecated!"

[Jack Russell]

klez, this way

[tinatalker]

Flathead County was seriously going to the dogs this Easter. With all that Doggone crime, I bet the Easter Bunny didn't even show his fluffy tail...