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Clermont man accused of attacking door for drugs
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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Clermont man accused of attacking door for drugs
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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So the genius reverted to a pitchfork to smash open a door. From his booking photo, I doubt he tried turning the doorknob first to see if it was unlocked.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 29, 2016 at 11:20 AM
"Was your 43 year old son a normal child?"
He went haywire at 3 years when I read the part to him about, "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down."
Posted by: manual tomato | March 29, 2016 at 11:21 AM
I guess that's coming off the list of Jehovah's Witness strategies.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2016 at 11:26 AM
You can't pick up drugs with a pitchfork.
Meanie told me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 29, 2016 at 11:55 AM
Not so, Jeff. I've tried many a foolish thing, but I wouldn't have the first idea about how to pick up drugs with a pitchfork.
I may, or may not, have used one on a Jehovah's Witness. Either way, I could, if asked politely, be talked into it.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 29, 2016 at 12:17 PM
Good think it wasn't an Axe, or an ax. The door might never recover.
Posted by: funny man | March 29, 2016 at 12:35 PM
but, meanie, would you be covered by a Jehovah's Witness protection program ?
Posted by: ligirl | March 29, 2016 at 12:37 PM
The door prize was an extended stay in the fabulous county jail.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | March 29, 2016 at 12:37 PM
bet his hoe made 'im do it
Posted by: ligirl | March 29, 2016 at 12:40 PM
Meanie: how can you be a witness if you didn't see the accident?
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 29, 2016 at 12:40 PM
" The responding deputy said Aleshire appeared to be under the influence of drugs "
...though he wasn't behaving much differently than the rest of the voting population.
Posted by: Clankie | March 29, 2016 at 01:03 PM
Just imagine what he'd have done if he'd wanted roofies.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | March 29, 2016 at 02:47 PM
Revolting peasant.
Posted by: Ralph | March 29, 2016 at 08:16 PM
Door For Drugs was a '90s cover band for The Doors and Grateful Dead.
Posted by: ScottMGs | March 30, 2016 at 03:01 AM