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March 31, 2016


Bloodied Florida man goes on hotel rampage after losing his dogs, smashes beer bottle on his own head, threatens deputies

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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He's not bluffing!

Smart dogs.

What Meanie said.

I have friends who call that foreplay.

Wherever the dogs are, they are better off for it.

I also like the gallery of "World's most outrageous mug shots" accompanying the article. Many of them have been featured here on the blog.

I'm guessing he's single.

One has to wonder if he ever even had a "real" dog. Or if he drank the beer before smashing the bottle over his head. He could have mental health issues.

"I am going to hunt all you pigs down"

huh, i thought it was Dogs he was missing

I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean
I'm a wanted man
Public enemy number one
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The man is back in town
So don't you mess me 'round

'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite

(Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi)

Florida Man would make a great name for a super hero.

Bloody FloridaMan! (tm). Marvel's new stuper-hero, or should we say "zero"?

Has anybody checked Flathead County for missing dogs?

I wonder what he'll do in the second act?

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