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He's not bluffing!
Posted by: wiredog | March 31, 2016 at 06:51 AM
Smart dogs.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | March 31, 2016 at 07:00 AM
What Meanie said.
Posted by: Betsy | March 31, 2016 at 07:30 AM
I have friends who call that foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | March 31, 2016 at 08:11 AM
Wherever the dogs are, they are better off for it.
I also like the gallery of "World's most outrageous mug shots" accompanying the article. Many of them have been featured here on the blog.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 31, 2016 at 09:08 AM
I'm guessing he's single.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 31, 2016 at 09:18 AM
One has to wonder if he ever even had a "real" dog. Or if he drank the beer before smashing the bottle over his head. He could have mental health issues.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 31, 2016 at 09:58 AM
"I am going to hunt all you pigs down"
huh, i thought it was Dogs he was missing
Posted by: ligirl | March 31, 2016 at 10:06 AM
I'm dirty, mean and mighty unclean
I'm a wanted man
Public enemy number one
Understand
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The man is back in town
So don't you mess me 'round
'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite
(Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi)
Posted by: manual tomato | March 31, 2016 at 11:47 AM
Florida Man would make a great name for a super hero.
Posted by: Clankie | March 31, 2016 at 12:37 PM
Bloody FloridaMan! (tm). Marvel's new stuper-hero, or should we say "zero"?
Posted by: funny man | March 31, 2016 at 01:37 PM
Has anybody checked Flathead County for missing dogs?
Posted by: Digger | March 31, 2016 at 04:26 PM
I wonder what he'll do in the second act?
Posted by: MOTW | March 31, 2016 at 05:06 PM