UPDATE

Meerkat expert in love triangle cleared of assaulting monkey handler

(Thanks to The Perts)

Comments

[Rob Ford]

Oh, come on. I think we've ALL "assaulted the monkey handler" at one time or another.

[JerrySTL]

Monkey-Meerkat Love. If that guy likes crazy, he sure found it!

[Just Some Guy]

LOL, Rob Ford!

That alpaca-handler does look like quite a catch. You bring the long neck and I'll bring the monkey, if you know what I mean ('cause I don't).

[poker]

Calling Captain & Tennille

[Chuck]

♫ Someone told me it's all happening at the zoo

[Le Petomane]

At least no one was accused of spanking the monkey.

[Meanie the Blue]

It's pretty amazing how versatile the phrase "WTF?" can be ".

[ligirl]

pizza is the only love triangle i ever want

[Loudmouth]

Hakuna Matada, baby.

[Sean In Akron]

I saw Meerkat Expert open for Ratt in '83..

[PirateBoy]

Why can't you just lemur alone?

[Clankie]

Was that on the Politics page ?

[Herniated Dick]

I have never assaulted a monkey handler.

[LeDud]

Do you suppose being around all those animal mating calls makes one a bit randy ?

[Meanie the Blue]

I understand the squirrel keepers are nuts too.

[Gort]

What happens when you cross a meerkat with a monkey?

An angry look from both of them.