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February 25, 2016


Alleged shoplifter said she was too impatient to pay

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "In that case, Florida Woman, you are free to go.")


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Yeah sure a likely story

I liked her in Alien.

"C'mon, Your Honor. I haven't got all day ...."

Good one.

Well that's a mug shot can't un-see.

She should have tried that line on TSA. But that mug shot -----WOW! That would stop the ocean from

Impatient is a better excuse than stupid.

That's not one of the habits of highly effective people

Bet her an THE DONALD have some common ancestors.

What if you promise to send them a check later?

That mug shot is a lock for top 10 of 2016.

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