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The Cocaine Fairy left it there.
Posted by: manual tomato | February 26, 2016 at 04:55 PM
He also said he did not know how it wound up in his mouth, which is between the nose and chin.
Altogether, that's a very strange story.
Posted by: Leslie Nielsen | February 26, 2016 at 04:58 PM
How I long for the old days when your prankster friends would just stick your hand in a glass of warm water while you were sleeping.
Must have been some snooze. This guy couldn't even wake up for his mug shot.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 26, 2016 at 04:59 PM
'who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?'
Posted by: ligirl | February 26, 2016 at 05:09 PM
He was framed!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 26, 2016 at 05:27 PM
The, " man, you mean like I didn't swallow that bag already." defense probably won't work in this case.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 26, 2016 at 06:03 PM
What are the odds, a bag of drugs just landing in your open mouth like that? Some people are so lucky.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2016 at 06:46 PM
he must be under some kinda gag order
Posted by: ligirl | February 26, 2016 at 07:10 PM
Didn't Bag of Drugs open for Rick James?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 26, 2016 at 07:19 PM
"Wait, what happened to the other bag?"
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2016 at 08:24 PM
A friend asked him to carry it, and he wore these doggone pocketless pants, and...
Posted by: FredKey | February 27, 2016 at 06:39 AM
Who among us hasn't lost something in one orifice or another?
Posted by: Miley Cyrus | February 27, 2016 at 11:33 AM
He was "teabagging".
Posted by: NoName | February 27, 2016 at 12:08 PM
He should have no trouble making a full-throated defense.
Posted by: Clankie | February 27, 2016 at 01:15 PM
Good thing they told us how to locate the mouth.
Posted by: RichZ | February 27, 2016 at 10:51 PM
Provided he can suppress his gag reflex....
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 27, 2016 at 10:51 PM