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February 26, 2016


Sleeping man says bag of drugs in mouth isn’t his

You know the state.

(Thanks to ubetcha)


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The Cocaine Fairy left it there.

He also said he did not know how it wound up in his mouth, which is between the nose and chin.

Altogether, that's a very strange story.

How I long for the old days when your prankster friends would just stick your hand in a glass of warm water while you were sleeping.

Must have been some snooze. This guy couldn't even wake up for his mug shot.

'who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?'

He was framed!

The, " man, you mean like I didn't swallow that bag already." defense probably won't work in this case.

What are the odds, a bag of drugs just landing in your open mouth like that? Some people are so lucky.

he must be under some kinda gag order

Didn't Bag of Drugs open for Rick James?

"Wait, what happened to the other bag?"

A friend asked him to carry it, and he wore these doggone pocketless pants, and...

Who among us hasn't lost something in one orifice or another?

He was "teabagging".

He should have no trouble making a full-throated defense.

Good thing they told us how to locate the mouth.

Provided he can suppress his gag reflex....

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