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February 26, 2016

TIME FOR A HUMAN RIGHTS BENEFIT CONCERT

Canadian banned from owning turtles after smuggling 38 in pants

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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it would be interesting if one of the turtles decided to take a peak and look out through his zipper.

Zombies! Zombies, I tell ya, Zombies!

What the shell...?

Must have been pretty amusing as he sat in the waiting room at Customs.

I'm shocked! No one has said "Are those 38 turtles in your pants or are you just happy to see me" yet.
I would have liked a warning about the nasty foot picture before I clicked on that link.

His argument that they were boxer turtles didn't work after the officers explained that boxer short turtles are regular boxer shorts with turtles painted on them.

I have friends who call that foreplay.

Oh, come on. Haven't we ALL done that at one time or another?

Make him keep them in his shorts without the little plastic bags.

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