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February 26, 2016


Stop having drunken sex in the stairways, startup tells employees

(Thanks to Ralph)


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I've been working for the wrong startup.

The photocopier hasn't been used for actual documents since last June.

I can hear George Costanza asking "Was that wrong???"

"But under the desk is still okay, right, boss?"

I have friends who call that foreplay.

"Also, no sex on the phone. We just don't need any more people falling off."

This may finally explain the dotcom implosion.

Those are some pretty tough stairs.

And thus ended the Friends With Zenefits hiring campaign.

Oh, come on. I think we've ALL done that at one time or another, haven't we?

"Just to be clear about this; SOBER sex on the stairway is still OK. Right?"

i prefer the elevator

That's why they're called " start ups " .

If I had a dime for every time I did this......I'd still be broke.

I had a friend who said he once engaged in some unsatisfying drunken sex on a stairway. I told him to bring along a girlfriend the next time.

Today's news:"Zenefits plans to cut about 250 jobs, or 17% of its employees, as the once high-flying startup seeks to remake itself after a period of breakneck growth."
I bet there is a lot of overlap between the drunken stairway sex/drinking and the people being let go . . .

No, the stairway to heaven is over there. This one goes down.

...and it makes me wonder...

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