THAT'S WHAT THE CONFERENCE ROOM IS FOR
Stop having drunken sex in the stairways, startup tells employees
(Thanks to Ralph)
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I've been working for the wrong startup.
Posted by: wiredog | February 26, 2016 at 07:27 AM
The photocopier hasn't been used for actual documents since last June.
Posted by: FredKey | February 26, 2016 at 07:57 AM
I can hear George Costanza asking "Was that wrong???"
Posted by: Trent | February 26, 2016 at 08:36 AM
"But under the desk is still okay, right, boss?"
Posted by: funny man | February 26, 2016 at 08:38 AM
I have friends who call that foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | February 26, 2016 at 08:50 AM
"Also, no sex on the phone. We just don't need any more people falling off."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2016 at 09:09 AM
This may finally explain the dotcom implosion.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 26, 2016 at 09:13 AM
Those are some pretty tough stairs.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | February 26, 2016 at 09:15 AM
And thus ended the Friends With Zenefits hiring campaign.
Posted by: Chuck | February 26, 2016 at 09:18 AM
Oh, come on. I think we've ALL done that at one time or another, haven't we?
Posted by: Rob Ford | February 26, 2016 at 10:23 AM
"Just to be clear about this; SOBER sex on the stairway is still OK. Right?"
Posted by: Le petomane | February 26, 2016 at 10:59 AM
i prefer the elevator
Posted by: ligirl | February 26, 2016 at 11:24 AM
That's why they're called " start ups " .
Posted by: Clankie | February 26, 2016 at 11:57 AM
If I had a dime for every time I did this......I'd still be broke.
Posted by: LeDud | February 26, 2016 at 12:35 PM
I had a friend who said he once engaged in some unsatisfying drunken sex on a stairway. I told him to bring along a girlfriend the next time.
Posted by: Harry | February 26, 2016 at 02:15 PM
Today's news:"Zenefits plans to cut about 250 jobs, or 17% of its employees, as the once high-flying startup seeks to remake itself after a period of breakneck growth."
I bet there is a lot of overlap between the drunken stairway sex/drinking and the people being let go . . .
Posted by: Android© | February 26, 2016 at 02:17 PM
No, the stairway to heaven is over there. This one goes down.
Posted by: Jimmy Page | February 26, 2016 at 02:18 PM
...and it makes me wonder...
Posted by: Robert Plant | February 26, 2016 at 02:27 PM