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"You, too, can make up to $500.00 a week in your spare time by using this one secret that your HOA doesn't want you to know about!"
Posted by: Hammond Rye | February 26, 2016 at 04:19 PM
To paraphrase the Marx Brothers:
"How much do we have to pay for you NOT to flash your breasts at us?"
"You couldn't afford it."
Posted by: Allen at Division | February 26, 2016 at 04:26 PM
Does this have anything to do with the "weiner wars"
between Burger King and other fast food firms?
Posted by: funny man | February 26, 2016 at 05:05 PM
Unlucky in lust.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | February 26, 2016 at 05:19 PM
Hey, it's her little tribute to her cousin Nino.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 26, 2016 at 05:33 PM
Marketing is everything.
Posted by: manual tomato | February 26, 2016 at 05:48 PM
Even the village drunk would stagger up and ask, " I unnershand you gives lappp---YIKES!....No more tequila for me. Ever.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 26, 2016 at 06:09 PM
Tough to see how .... actually, just tough to see.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2016 at 06:18 PM
My deepest apologies to John Anderson, because I've always loved this song...but, here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07_rnlBezQg
Posted by: K | February 26, 2016 at 06:29 PM
It's too bad you can illuminate the darkness, but not do the opposite.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 26, 2016 at 08:44 PM
A 2012 bust...? What does that even mean ?
Posted by: Clankie | February 27, 2016 at 01:17 PM
"Is that a bust, or what"?
Lt. Frank Drebin - "Very impressive indeed, but we came here to ask some questions"
Posted by: NoName | February 27, 2016 at 03:51 PM
She calls the neighbor who tipped off the cops "der wiener snitcher"....
Posted by: funny man | February 27, 2016 at 05:16 PM