'MURDEROUS CATTLE' WBAGNFARB
How Not to Get Killed by a Cow
(Thanks to John Gregg)
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February 24, 2016
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"Cattle were indirectly responsible for this study?" HUH?
Not being killed by a cow is always a good idea, but the writer of this article may have had a few too many head-butts with one.
Posted by: Le Petemane | February 24, 2016 at 05:22 PM
Truly news you can use.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | February 24, 2016 at 05:28 PM
Could be worse: could be cows with guns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
Posted by: Elf Odin | February 24, 2016 at 05:31 PM
I find that dressing up in a chicken suit smooths over a lot of misunderstandings with cattle.
Police not so much.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 24, 2016 at 05:31 PM
I was never killed by a cow. But bears is another thing...
Posted by: Qaz | February 24, 2016 at 05:31 PM
Udderly amazing
Something to ruminate on
Posted by: Chuck | February 24, 2016 at 05:36 PM
Related: Brit farmer turned Nazi super cows into sausage because they were too aggressive.
http://vaviper.blogspot.com/2015/01/the-herd-reich-brit-farmer-turned-nazi.html
Posted by: debby | February 24, 2016 at 06:05 PM
Researchers should do a steakout.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 24, 2016 at 06:18 PM
we need to beef up security !
Posted by: ligirl | February 24, 2016 at 06:56 PM
"All of a sudden I was hit with a lot of bull..."
--Survivor at the hospital.
Could be a scene from Celebrity Apprentice, also.
Posted by: funny man | February 24, 2016 at 07:23 PM
Karma is a bitch...or a bull.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 24, 2016 at 07:43 PM
Moo-dy bast@rds, aren't they?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 24, 2016 at 08:05 PM
Eat Mor Chikin.
Posted by: Chick-fil-A Renegade Cow | February 24, 2016 at 11:30 PM
I tried to tackle a calf when I was a kid. My first concussion. What was the question?
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | February 24, 2016 at 11:59 PM
Killer Cow once opened for The Animals at the Bay Area's Cow Palace...
Posted by: Capisce | February 25, 2016 at 05:14 AM
I live in the country and there are three cows in a pasture across the road from my house that always stare at me when I go to the mailbox. So far all they've done is moo at me but I'll definitely be keeping a closer watch on them when I go outside.
Posted by: nursecindy | February 25, 2016 at 10:37 AM
My butcher said the best way to keep from getting killed by a cow is to not eat green beef.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 25, 2016 at 11:19 AM
I'll share this with my brother the dairy farmer but right now he's out standing in his field.
Posted by: maryqos | February 25, 2016 at 12:44 PM