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February 28, 2016


Fart sparks shoot out between rival Spanish gypsy clans

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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Spanish food has given me fart sparks, too.

Can't we all just travel around aimlessly and get a along?

What's that free-spirited smell?

"I'm gonna put a smell on you!"

The curses seemed to have changed but are just as deadly.

It's election year over there too ...?!

The old gypsy gazes into her crystal ball. " I foresee many shootouts and much mayhem coming to a Taco Bell near you"

I never heard of a fart war before but there is always a first to everything I guess.

How do you say "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries" in Gitano?

Was anyone else disappointed that the "sparks" in the headline is a verb, not a noun?

Not many people know this is what really escalated the feud between the Montagues and the Capulets.

And yes, Chuck, I was hoping that an aerosol can was somehow involved in this particular incident.

How does someone say "Pull my finger" in Spanish?

Spanish varies along the Mexican border, but say, " Hala mi dedo" and they'll usually get the point. Then run away fast before you get the point.

Let's bring in Cher to mediate a peace settlement.

Fart Sparks WBAGNFARB.

None ever expects the Spanish Indigestion!

Brilliant marketing placement next to the article: the ad for men's underwear proclaiming "It's Time to Change Your Underwear"

One of those propane lighters would have made this more fun. Igniting farts is something someone remembers.

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