LOOK! UP IN YOUR HAIR!*

‘Super lice’ outbreak hits 25 states

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says "Kinda like Suoer Tuesday.")

*Geezer reference.

Comments

[Duncan Idaho]

http://www.snopes.com/super-lice/

[Theresa]

Nobody had lice when I was growing up and now all kinds of kids and family members are getting them. Yuck.

[PG-13 Wodehouse]

re: geezer reference

what were the people who thought it was a bird or a plane so excited about?

[Meanie the Blue]

Tweezer reference?

[funny man]

I blame cartoons and mad scientists. Atom Ant, Fredie Flea, the Tick...where will the insanity end?

[Jeff Meyerson]

My wife often had to deal with kids in her class with lice. They'd lay on the rug together and pass it around the room.

[funny man]

Jeff, in college we did the same thing. But instead of a rug, it was a "doobie." Surprisingly no one got lice,
and if they had, they were too mellow to care.

[Chuck]

Please, no jokes about pyrethroid-resistant lice being a real head-scratcher.

The penalty is tar, hold the feathers.

[LeDud]

Just keep picking them out and eating them like the chimps. Its heart healthy.

[maryqos]

or make spaghetti with them.

[Harvey Kurtzman]

Look! Up in the sky!
It's absurd!
It's insane!
It's SuperDuperMan!

[Le Petomane]

Yes, marygos. And there is a pasta maker in France that will buy all the lice we send them. I can see the emergence of lice farming becoming lucrative---or maybe not. The economics are a real head- scratcher

[ligirl]

sadness is my kryptonite

i <3 dave & all your nit-witty comments

[Aguia Cabeluda]

Miami lice are so big , kids need no helmets when they go skating