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February 24, 2016

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Reported 'injured otter' was collar from faux-fur coat

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

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Just think how many fingernails you could make with that?

I also prefer using the Fire Faux browser instead of Chrome....


As the guy said to the copy machine clerk: Just the fax, lady.

The owner of the faux-fur coat collar later came forward and proclaimed, "I have never told a faux and neither has my shameless husband."

Why do play audiences yell " Otter ! Otter ! " anyway ?

'if you do find an injured otter, don't approach it but call police'

so don't try to collar it yourself

Same reason they yell "Anchor! Anchor!"?

how could you mistake a collar for a live animal? They must be otter their mind..

You otter be ashamed of yourselves.

My first ex mother-in-law had a coat with a collar the looked exactly like this one. Only hers would give a nasty bite to anyone who touched it.

Take it to a vet.

This is the Faux Fur (I mean News) Network.

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