'HE APPEARS TO BE PRETTY HAPPY'

16-year-old boy wins month at hotel with porn star in online contest

(Thanks to The Perts)

Comments

[Sean In Akron]

Gee I wonder how they can tell he "appears" happy..

[GA-Oz Hybrid]

Somebody has a lot of explaining to do.

And, I'll bet his Dad is trying to figure out how he can help is boy.

And, Mom is not at all thrilled about it.

[wanderer2575]

Reminds me of the scene near the end of Animal House where the half-naked cheerleader crashes through the window into the kid's bedroom, and he looks up from his magazine and says "Thank you, God!"

[Meanie the Blue]

"Yes, officer, there is a corpse in Room 308. He's got the oddest smile, though ....."

[Le Petomane]

Rusian Schedrin will always be referred to by his classmates and friends by his nickname: " Lucky."

[Allen at Division]

Wanderer, that was exactly my thought!

[Layzeeboy]

I'm boiling inside

I figured out where the "relief valve" for that is when I was about thirteen.

[ligirl]

Shchedrin's mother is apparently aghast at the idea.
"I am absolutely against it. He has got exams,"

don't worry, mom - if there's oral parts of his exams i think he'll be getting a lot of practice

[LeDud]

He's in school. Stick to your books, music, and rectals...errrrrr...recitals. And penalty flag thrown at ligirl

[PirateBoy]

We all know that The Internet is for Porn.

[funny man]

Tonight's episode of RedLight Alley is brought to you by the letters I,c,u AND p,E,R, AND v.

snork@pirateboy

[Edward]

I can't believe a parent is balking at getting rid of their 16-year-old son for a month.