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Police Hunt Bald Guy In Rogaine Thefts
(Thanks to Le Petomane, DaninDallas and coscolo, who says "Better catch him quick before he grows a head of hair.")
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He just needs to paint on some growth.
Posted by: Theresa | February 25, 2016 at 01:56 PM
I know that guy - its Simpson, Homer Simpson.
Posted by: Apu | February 25, 2016 at 01:59 PM
Viag@ra is on his list, too. Better stand back.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | February 25, 2016 at 02:07 PM
And they haven't seen hide nor hair of the perp...
Posted by: Another Ralph | February 25, 2016 at 03:01 PM
No, you fools! By now he'll be hairy!
Posted by: FredKey | February 25, 2016 at 03:13 PM
Officials have "asked the public who might recognize the chrome-domed perp to contact the Mt. Healthy police or the local Crime Stoppers group."
Has anyone caught Chrome-Domed Perp in concert yet?
Posted by: MOTW | February 25, 2016 at 03:29 PM
Reminds me of the stellar column by The Blog from 1993 'Hair in a Spray Can for Guys.'
"Next I tested the New Hair on the head of my co-worker John Dorschner, who was an ideal subject because (1) the top of his head is down to just a few wisps, and (2) being a professional journalist, he has no self-respect. A crowd of on-lookers gathered to watch and poke fun, but as I voided roughly half the can of New Hair onto John’s head, their snickers quickly turned to sever bladder-control problems. John looked as though a professional baseball team had used his head to groom the infield. His scalp looked like my forearms, and his wisps had turn a color usually associated with traffic cones.
"John chose not to have his head sealed."
Posted by: MOTW | February 25, 2016 at 03:39 PM
"No, Watson! That's exactly what he'd be expecting us to do!"
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 25, 2016 at 04:34 PM
You wouldn't recognize him on nights of a full moon.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 25, 2016 at 04:59 PM
I don't think he looks half bad. He should keep the look. Perhaps in prison.
Posted by: LeDud | February 25, 2016 at 05:15 PM
The fuzz is already on him.
Posted by: padraig | February 25, 2016 at 06:22 PM
Was it because there's a Fool Moon???
Posted by: funny man | February 25, 2016 at 06:29 PM
According to cops, the middle-aged thief has boosted the popular hair loss treatment in repeated thefts at pharmacies
He's no minoxidil-ettante.
Posted by: Chuck | February 25, 2016 at 06:48 PM
He escaped by a hair, but the cops said it was a close shave.
Burma Shave?
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 25, 2016 at 09:38 PM
♫ I'm just wild about hairy
And hairy's wild about me!
Posted by: MOTW | February 26, 2016 at 10:38 AM