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February 29, 2016

DELIVERY FOR MR. WOLTZ*

A woman in Highbridge Park in Upper Manhattan Sunday morning discovered a severed horse head and other animal parts inside a cardboard box, according to the NYPD.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

*Identify that reference.

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Woltz was the movie producer/pervert (played by John Marley) in 'The Godfather' he gave Don Vito a hard time and woke up sleeping with is favorite stallions head. Could have been worse, he could have woke up sleeping with the fishes like Luca Brasi :)

Woltz...Godfather...bedroom scene, early morning.

He made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Shouldn't that read, "Sunday morning a woman's screams were heard all over New York while running away from a box of horse parts in Highbridge Park in Upper Manhattan"?

Jeff Meyerson - you mean an offal he couldn't refuse

Used in a sentence, following nursecindy - "She found the box then ran screaming, 'How offal!' "

I'm familiar with Corona, and familiar with horses. This makes me wonder how on Earth a horse's head fit in a Corona box

" Sorry boss, but Vito didn't fasten the trunk lid and it sorta popped open and we lost the head. You want we should try again?"

Fortunately she didn't find an unsevered horse head in a box.

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