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February 29, 2016
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Well, that sucks.
Posted by: Count Yorga | February 29, 2016 at 02:52 PM
they've gone bats
Posted by: archy the cockroach | February 29, 2016 at 02:52 PM
I have friends who call that foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | February 29, 2016 at 02:53 PM
CHUPAPOLLO!!!!!
This Saturday on the SyFy Channel.
Posted by: padraig | February 29, 2016 at 03:26 PM
It's a Chinese miniature chupacabra. Here in New Mexico, chupacabras are large as small bears and don't bother with chickens. Goats cattle and slow ranchers are another matter.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 29, 2016 at 04:51 PM
Paging Buffy...
Posted by: Allen at Division | February 29, 2016 at 04:53 PM
45 minutes later it is hungry again
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | February 29, 2016 at 08:38 PM
Eh, bloodless, boring. Now, if they were boneless that would be something. Tyson would be trying to breed it.
Posted by: Loudmouth | February 29, 2016 at 08:45 PM
Col. Sanders, being dead, had no comment.
Posted by: PirateBoy | February 29, 2016 at 08:53 PM
the crucks of evil
Posted by: ligirl | February 29, 2016 at 09:10 PM
Maybe the "Conspira-Sea Cruise" will explain this.
Posted by: Gort | March 01, 2016 at 09:49 AM
Let me guess: after a recent visit by the N. Korean head of state.
Posted by: Clankie | March 01, 2016 at 12:38 PM
It's the CHINACABRA!
Posted by: Carlito | March 02, 2016 at 04:30 PM