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February 29, 2016

COLONEL DRACULA

Chinese villagers are living in fear of a VAMPIRE killer after hundreds of dead chickens are mysteriously found with blood sucked out of them

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Patty Villanova)

 

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Well, that sucks.

they've gone bats

I have friends who call that foreplay.

CHUPAPOLLO!!!!!

This Saturday on the SyFy Channel.

It's a Chinese miniature chupacabra. Here in New Mexico, chupacabras are large as small bears and don't bother with chickens. Goats cattle and slow ranchers are another matter.

Paging Buffy...

45 minutes later it is hungry again

Eh, bloodless, boring. Now, if they were boneless that would be something. Tyson would be trying to breed it.

Col. Sanders, being dead, had no comment.

the crucks of evil

Maybe the "Conspira-Sea Cruise" will explain this.

Let me guess: after a recent visit by the N. Korean head of state.

It's the CHINACABRA!

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