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January 25, 2016


New development out of Asia: Cats are being used as hair styling tools

(Thanks to W. von Papineau)


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At least one candidate's hairstyle is beginning to make sense now.

Didn't they used to use cat gut for tennis raquet strings ?

Hello kitty----OW, Ow. what the-----get that cat out of here. I'm calling my lawyer.

Mom: Your hair looks like a rat's cat's nest.

Son: Thank you very much.

Hey, I would think cats are experts since they do a lot of their own hair styling. Just watch out for when they hack up a furball.

I think waiting for the right moment when a cat is placed on a client's head and then walking past the salon's front window waving a small rodent or a can of tuna fish would be most amusing.

Cat-Man-Do. Get the Nobel prize ready...

Fluffy Do: $50
Feigned Indifference: $50
Wanderer's "Wild Cat Taunt": $25 extra

Marketing gone astray?

Just look for the fool with the claw marks on his face.

That's it! I'm going to China, and returning a rich man.

Sponsored by the intermediate care center next door.

Pusple ?

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