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Woman faces new charges after bag of heroin found under breast in jail
You know the state.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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I don't know why anyone would have pulled her over, just because she is 21, was driving a Lexus erratically, and has her picture under the caption "heroin user" in the dictionary.
Isn't it amazing how all these women in Florida arrested with drugs "don't know how they got there"?
Maybe it's time for a new PSA:
Heroin - Bad For Your Short-Term Memory
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 21, 2016 at 07:28 AM
did they throw in a charge for attacking her eyebrows ?
Posted by: ligirl | January 21, 2016 at 08:05 AM
Clearly, or perhaps blurrily, it was planted.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 21, 2016 at 08:33 AM
She was only "looking for a cheap lift."
In the words of a cheap detective, try a support bra next time.
Posted by: funny man | January 21, 2016 at 09:01 AM
You should have seen the guy she took it from.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 21, 2016 at 11:09 AM
How did they put one breast in jail?
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | January 21, 2016 at 11:27 AM