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January 21, 2016


Woman faces new charges after bag of heroin found under breast in jail

You know the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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I don't know why anyone would have pulled her over, just because she is 21, was driving a Lexus erratically, and has her picture under the caption "heroin user" in the dictionary.

Isn't it amazing how all these women in Florida arrested with drugs "don't know how they got there"?

Maybe it's time for a new PSA:

Heroin - Bad For Your Short-Term Memory

did they throw in a charge for attacking her eyebrows ?

Clearly, or perhaps blurrily, it was planted.

She was only "looking for a cheap lift."

In the words of a cheap detective, try a support bra next time.

You should have seen the guy she took it from.

How did they put one breast in jail?

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