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Virginia man charged with trespassing on property carrying suspicious bacon
(Thanks to Another Ralph)
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That was Elvis's little-known original title for "Suspicious Minds," right? Or was it "Suspicious Bacon, Peanut Butter & Bananas"?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 21, 2016 at 07:38 AM
must've been that canadian cr@p
Posted by: ligirl | January 21, 2016 at 08:14 AM
You can't beat a good, relaxing lurk in a backyard with a handgun, soothing camo mask and the reassurance of some bacon smothered in calming mystery oil. Yessir, mom definitely knew what she was talking about when she put her arm around my shoulder and gave me that tip.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 21, 2016 at 08:19 AM
"Suspicious Bacon" by Fine Young Cannibals beats Elvis'
version, in my book.
Posted by: funny man | January 21, 2016 at 09:21 AM
One of them testitfied that she ultimately talked to the suspect, who had alcohol on his breath and claimed he was just relaxing.
Someone alert the travel agents! Next time you need a break, book a vacation in a nearby dog's pen. BYO Drinks and bacon to save even more.
Posted by: funny man | January 21, 2016 at 09:50 AM
And I always thought suspicious bacon was only served at select restaurants.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 21, 2016 at 10:34 AM
I wonder what the bacon is so worried about.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 21, 2016 at 11:13 AM
dunno, meanie - mebbe it's incurable ?
Posted by: ligirl | January 21, 2016 at 01:14 PM
I was never the bass player for Suspicious Bacon.
Posted by: Herniated Dick | January 21, 2016 at 02:50 PM
*mega-snork* @ ligirl
Posted by: klezmerphan | January 21, 2016 at 05:09 PM
Good one ligirl. The hospital I work for merged with another and became the "Beacon Health System". I recommended we call it the "Bacon Health System"....where our patients "are cured".
Posted by: LeDud | January 21, 2016 at 05:21 PM
In the future, leave Kevin at home.
Posted by: Clankie | January 21, 2016 at 05:49 PM