« Previous | Main | Next »

January 21, 2016


But police in Laverton, Western Australia say that when the thief or thieves tried to siphon the fuel from the tank, they got a mouthful of poo instead.

(Thanks to Ralph)


Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Mouthful of Poo opened for etc. etc.

"We can also infer that their kissing days have suffered a delay."

Mouthful of Poo opened for Butthole Surfers, obviously.

You'll find that one in pretty much any collection of "Dumb Crook" anecdotes.

Your sure it wasn't the other way, Ralph?

A new crass or class of thieves, known as the sh!tmen.

Crime Prevention Tip of the Week So Far.

anyone else thinkin piglet's lookin a little like suspicious bacon ?

iykwim(&ityd) - nttawwt

And now they're under a Gag order

This one has been going around for 30+ years. See:


As an RV owner, I have known of this happening before. What would concern me would be encountering the crook who tried this twice.

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.


Post a comment

Your Information

(Name is required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise