UPDATE FROM IOWA

Try the chipped beef.

Comments

[Head_Smashed_In]

Trump would've gotten you a better deal on the chipped beef.

[Le Petomane]

Consider the chipped beef as not a bad choice, some tough country people there in Iowa. After a hard day of attempting to neuter a big heifer, it's often a week before that poor farmer can eat anything that doesn't come through a straw.

[manual tomato.]

You can bet if Trump would have been at his presidential best He would have been escorted around by a couple of leggy supermodels hanging all over him. Much like Kennedy who once proposed, "ask not what these two beautiful supermodels can do for me, but what they can do for this country."

Dave, you should have included the really smart man Trump invited up on the stage. The guy who donated a million dollars when He asked Trump, "what in f*** is this donation for again?" Then when Trump reminded the really smart man the money went to veterans incidentally are treated worse than illegal immigrants which was discussed at length at the debate disaster five miles away. The really smart man replied, "can you set me up with Palin or Lewinski...here's an extra 50K?"

I'm speaking of the really smart guy invited on stage by Trump who bought Las Vegas real estate for 101 million and sold it for more than a billion. Not the Spanish reporter who told to shut up and sit then was escorted out and told directions to the ignorant blind follower Clinton rally. I'm still trying to figure out how to wipe my hard drive with a towel just to be better than everyone.

I can't believe how on top election goings-ons Dave is. I would have had the giant pancakes and a go box then offered Hillary some.

[ligirl, the *young* lady]

funny stuff dave ;)

with all the biscuits & gravy those bibs must come in handy on the overalls
interesting take on some of the candidates, who all seem to have some kind of beef with each other - (cruz definitely had the chip-on-his-shoulder beef with Everyone last night)
better not let christie know about the 'Pancakes: you-call-THAT-a-CHALLENGE?!' challenge - he just Might wanna cross that bridge!

[klezmerphan]

Can't wait to see what the government officials in Iowa are going to name after Our Favorite Blog/Presidential Candidate!

Dave, please note: judi has not posted ANY pictures of gentlemen in kilts during your absence. She must be fired *immediately*.

[Loco.Pollo]

I heard that Hillary lost 6 pound recently - she shved her legs.

[Capisce]

So do the big men in bib overalls actually call it "chipped beef on biscuits"? I'm sure many of us remember that dish by another name.

Sadly, this bit of trivia is of more interest to me than most of the candidates...

[Le Petomane]

Can you keep a secret? Hillary can't.

[Meanie the Blue]

"Only one person ever beat the Pancake Challenge,” she said.

Hint: he's good with a mop.

[Ralph]

'What is a Caucus-race?' said Alice; not that she wanted much to know, but the Dodo had paused as if it thought that somebody ought to speak, and no one else seemed inclined to say anything.

'Why,' said the Dodo, 'the best way to explain it is to do it.' (And, as you might like to try the thing yourself, some winter day, I will tell you how the Dodo managed it.)

First it marked out a race-course, in a sort of circle, ('the exact shape doesn't matter,' it said,) and then all the party were placed along the course, here and there. There was no 'One, two, three, and away,' but they began running when they liked, and left off when they liked, so that it was not easy to know when the race was over. However, when they had been running half an hour or so, and were quite dry again, the Dodo suddenly called out 'The race is over!' and they all crowded round it, panting, and asking, 'But who has won?'

[ligirl]

ralph: sounds a Lot like the sled dog race - will the winner leave his (or Her) sh!t at the finish line ?

[Couch Surfer]

Put a wind turbine in front of Trump. Energy crisis averted.

[Seeker]

Ralph:

"All have won, and all must have prizes."

And they will: watch the number of moral and relative victories claimed after Iowa is done.

Carroll was a talented writer, but I have been doing him an injustice. All these years I thought he was trying to be funny; really, he was just trying to explain how things work.

[PirateBoy]

L. Carroll had to be on drugs. His characters are so odd that Johnny Depp is a natural at playing them!

Dave, just declare that you're running. You'd give us all an honest candidate to vote for!