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January 22, 2016


Average penis size revealed: Scientists attempt to find what is 'normal' to reassure concerned men

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Al Barkafski, Dave D and DaninDallas)


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If that's true, I'll rent them a magnifying glass.

Disclaimer: The figures for erect penis sizes include Elton John's 'teeny' member. Prior to the study, John's tiny Longshank was the only record kept by her Majesty regarding the size of her Royal Subject's Little Johns.

Thanks in advance.

Ahem. I am not concerned.

Little Willy won't go home.

"Stretched?" Stretched?"


thcrc surc arc a L0t of short mcn out thcrc - darc i say 'tccnic wccnic' ?

From the comments:

Can't get the mental image of a fluffer in a lab coat holding a clipboard out of my mind...


More proof that scientists are perverts.

So many questions:
- Following @rrobr, "Stretched" ???
- Were the Members of Parliament measured?
- Were the subjects compensated?
- Isn't the writer's putting "standard procedure" in quotation marks a wee bit creepy?
- Do British urologists refer to the journal publishing the results as "The Bee Jay"?

Ah, science!

ok so i guess i'm the only one who saw all the 'e's looking like 'c's in this article ?
- or was it my iis (@@) ?!

'Scuse me while I whip this out.

One hates to ask but...did Prince Charles participate?

What about a weight?

What was the ambient temperature? Was there any shrinkage?

No comment.

"More than a mouthful is wasted" F. Zappa

File this under short subjects.

Well, average for Brits. We Americans, are, ahem, exceptional.

Key comment:

Every comment on this site, with the exception of mine, is a post by a sick pervert.

Sort of a Peter Principle, is it?

Hold me closer, tiny dancer?

Just remember guys: It's not the size of the boat nor the motion of the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off.
Think about it.

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