NAME THAT STATE
Woman with no pants leads to driver's arrest
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
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January 26, 2016
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Woman With No Pants opened for Men Without Hats in '87...
Posted by: Sean In Akron | January 26, 2016 at 10:26 AM
Driver's Arrest is a serious problem. Don't make jokes about it. Scientists are still working on a cure. Electro-shock therapy looks promising.
Posted by: Just Some Guy | January 26, 2016 at 10:30 AM
Hey, this is Florida, right? She wasn't naked, she wasn't driving. I don't see a problem here.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 26, 2016 at 10:38 AM
I find it extremely hard to believe because Florida never suspends FDLs.
Oh, wait, he was from Arkansas? OK, but next time get a no-tell motel.
Posted by: funny man | January 26, 2016 at 10:48 AM
Jeff, it was a possible assault.
Posted by: MOTW | January 26, 2016 at 11:17 AM
So now you can't ride in a car unless you're wearing pants? We may as well just shred the Constitution.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 26, 2016 at 11:21 AM
As PJ noted in How To Drive Fast On Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed And Not Spill Your Drink, pants less women attract the highway patrol.
Posted by: wiredog | January 26, 2016 at 11:22 AM
It's a shame -- the pants had a valid Florida license.
Posted by: FredKey | January 26, 2016 at 11:59 AM
So, his pants were on fire while hers weren't even on anything?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2016 at 12:00 PM
Woman With No Pants was my favorite song by the band America. " I've been through the desert on a woman with no pants on...la la, la la la...
Songfacts - I actually saw America perform this song in the 70's at an outdoor concert. There were quite a few women around with no pants on in attendance.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 26, 2016 at 12:20 PM
The (alleged) jerk was "driving with a suspended license for the 13th time".
So are they thinking, "14th time's a charm, or should I throw his a$$ in jail?"
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | January 26, 2016 at 01:35 PM
as buffett says, 'if a cop follows you for 500 miles, youre going to get a ticket.'
Posted by: direretriever | January 26, 2016 at 02:16 PM
One more time, people -- no pants is for the subway.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 26, 2016 at 02:44 PM
Honey, where are my pa-a-nts?
Posted by: Larry | January 26, 2016 at 03:00 PM
Speaking of cops and arrests...
RIP Abe Vigoda (02/24/1921 -- 01/26/2016). This time it's for real.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 26, 2016 at 03:10 PM
wanderer, can you bring some good news sometimes, too?
Posted by: MOTW | January 26, 2016 at 03:24 PM
@MOTW: Good memories...
(Sgt. Fish is holding up his socks with rubber bands)
BARNEY MILLER: That'll cut off your circulation.
FISH: I have no circulation. (beat) Wherever my blood is -- that's it.
DRISCOLL: You know, you look exactly like Boris Karloff.
FISH: (beat) That's because we're both dead.
YEMANA: Wojo and Harris chased the guy down into the sewer.
FISH (about to go into the bathroom): I'd better wait. I may be obstructing justice.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 26, 2016 at 04:09 PM
Don Gordleone.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 26, 2016 at 04:53 PM
The leader of the Waponi tribe from "Joe vs. the Volcano" (My favorite movie)?
Best quote for today: "I'll be going now."
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 26, 2016 at 06:43 PM
Good ones wanderer. I loved Barney Miller. They were all funny but Abe Vigoda was my favorite. RIP Detective Fish.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 26, 2016 at 06:45 PM
Did all of y'all see his Twitter feed? For several years Abe made one tweet a day every day saying the same thing:
"Still Alive"
"Still Alive"
"Still Alive"
On his last day it said:
"Dead"
Now THAT is some mother lovin' savoir faire, people.
Posted by: padraig | January 26, 2016 at 07:45 PM
So many great people are leaving us. R.I.P. Abe, you gave us some good times to remember you by.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 26, 2016 at 08:02 PM