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January 21, 2016


Man with cocaine in shorts says pants not his

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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"Don't own the pants with a pocketful of crack your're wearing, *Robert's picture goes here* Come on down to the Suit Factory."

I guess they'll have to hold him until the shorts-owner comes forward.

First two women who had no idea of how the drugs got inside them (or in their bra) and now a guy wearing someone else's drug-infested shorts.

Dave is right - Florida is not like where we live.

I wonder how the culprit switched them ? Must be quick.

But did they also check his crack for crack?

He was wearing them for a friend.

Oh, come on. Haven't we ALL done this?

♫ And you may ask yourself
How did I get here?
And you may ask yourself
Where is my old automobile?
And you may tell yourself
These are not my shorts or drugs
Cause no one will believe you
No beautiful life if they think you're a thug ♫

Bravo, funny man

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