MAKES FOR SOME TRICKY PICKUP LINES
A man has been banned from having sex with a woman unless he gives police 24 hours warning.
(Thanks to Patty Villanova and Al Barkafski)
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"Want to come over tomorrow and see my ASBO?" might have a certain charm for the right population.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 22, 2016 at 03:37 PM
The sidebar story about the guy who rubbed a woman's leg for 20 minutes was more relevant. He looked like BM.
Posted by: funny man | January 22, 2016 at 03:48 PM
It's probably an even better idea to just keep someone like that locked up.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | January 22, 2016 at 03:49 PM
"Police can apply for orders in cases where they feel there is a need to protect the wider public."
So this guy is partial to broads?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 22, 2016 at 04:07 PM
Same with my wife.
Posted by: Qaz | January 22, 2016 at 04:24 PM
hey marquis is this called twenty-fourplay ?
Posted by: ligirl | January 22, 2016 at 04:39 PM
So the guy hasn't actually been convicted of anything. Guess we have to read the minority report.
Posted by: Frank Davuco | January 22, 2016 at 05:10 PM
Wasn't there a tv show called " 24 "...?
Posted by: Clankie | January 22, 2016 at 05:47 PM
yes, clankie, only That featured a cLock
Posted by: ligirl | January 22, 2016 at 06:19 PM