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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Your name has FOUR letters
Blog has FOUR letters
Your research assistant's name has FOUR letters
2016 is FOUR numbers
You asked him to MOVE his bus and that has FOUR letters
The word 'math' is spelled with FOUR letters
There are FOUR smiley faces
My gosh! It's like he KNOWS YOU, Dave.
Posted by: MOTW 'which also has 4 letters' | January 28, 2016 at 03:21 PM
On Dave's new T-shirt, the printed logo appears to be Mr. De La Fuente's initials(?) inside a snowglobe, with his campaign web address on the base.
This changes everything.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 28, 2016 at 03:44 PM
did dave forget to mention that Rocky2016 is a CAT ?!
(altho it makes sense judging by the 'artwork' on that shirt)
Posted by: ligirl | January 28, 2016 at 03:46 PM
I have this to say about what little I know about Rocky than Dave has told me, "look at that Face... would anyone vote for that?"
Posted by: manual tomato | January 28, 2016 at 03:52 PM
So far, he makes more sense than Trump.
Posted by: Albert the Alligator | January 28, 2016 at 04:20 PM
Dave, I liked your campaign shirt better. I wore it out, in fact. I think it's time for a new one.
Posted by: ubetcha | January 28, 2016 at 04:48 PM
I might have to visit Iowa this weekend. Wait. I'm a stagehand at church, the sermon is on dealing with fears and there is something about "Jake the Snake" in the preliminary sheet.
Better to have one snake I know that a busload of presidential candidates.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 28, 2016 at 05:32 PM
Rocky may rack up a lot of parking tickets, but when he's president he can pardon himself. (He wouldn't be the only candidate banking on this.)
Posted by: FredKey | January 28, 2016 at 06:19 PM
I too want to vote for the Police Officer. A consummate diplomat with a sense of purpose.
Posted by: 655321 | January 28, 2016 at 06:48 PM
tell ya what that shirt looks a *helluva* lot better than whatEver carly's wearing tonight - YIKES!
Posted by: ligirl | January 28, 2016 at 07:16 PM
Four? As in "four more beers, please"? Or was it "FORE" but he, as GWB would say, "Misspelled" himself...?
Posted by: funny man | January 28, 2016 at 07:28 PM
Oh, and we're gonna need more cat liter. And a scratching post.
Posted by: funny man | January 28, 2016 at 07:33 PM
Well... like the old folks say, " You learn something new every day. " Today, I'm not sure what it was.
Posted by: Clankie | January 28, 2016 at 08:21 PM
"He is a loon with four buses in Iowa."
Unfair to loons. They support Bernie. Especially the Vermont loons.
Posted by: Ralph | January 28, 2016 at 08:44 PM
Will Bullwinkle be his VP candidate?
Posted by: PirateBoy | January 28, 2016 at 09:34 PM