IN OUR DAY, THIS WAS KNOWN AS 'HIJINKS'
Key Deduction: Police said the package contained a "substance consistent with excrement," leading to the initial conclusion that the incident had been a prank, police said.
Yes, police said that, said police.
(Thanks to Tom Kopec)
Forensic scatology doesn't attract the most sophisticated in the crime-solving professions.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 23, 2016 at 01:44 PM
Incredibly Fecal DNA was not a part of the investigation who did open for Little Feat for a time.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 23, 2016 at 01:52 PM
Send him to Washington.
And yes, I saw Flaming Box of Excrement open for Ozzy.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 23, 2016 at 01:52 PM
I failed compound sentences.
Posted by: manual tomato | January 23, 2016 at 01:54 PM
"Just the fecs, ma'am" was what Sgt. Friday (Jack Webb)
used to say.
Posted by: funny man | January 23, 2016 at 02:33 PM