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January 23, 2016

IN OUR DAY, THIS WAS KNOWN AS 'HIJINKS'

Hatfield 19-year-old accused of arson after allegedly leaving flaming box of excrement on porch of Northampton home

Key Deduction: Police said the package contained a "substance consistent with excrement," leading to the initial conclusion that the incident had been a prank, police said.

Yes, police said that, said police.

(Thanks to Tom Kopec)

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Forensic scatology doesn't attract the most sophisticated in the crime-solving professions.

Incredibly Fecal DNA was not a part of the investigation who did open for Little Feat for a time.

Send him to Washington.

And yes, I saw Flaming Box of Excrement open for Ozzy.

I failed compound sentences.

"Just the fecs, ma'am" was what Sgt. Friday (Jack Webb)
used to say.

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