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January 25, 2016


Ohio man accidentally shot himself in Chick-fil-A while pulling up his pants

(Thanks to Janice Gelb and Bill Hudgins)


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So he no longer has a Whopper?

HA ms. flukey - yeah, but it'$ half-off

This was clearly a premature discharge from a weapon with no safety. Having protection is always a good idea.

Did he get the giblets?

Idiot. Just leave your pants down halfway down to your knees like the young people do.

I'm surprised to hear Dave hasn't heard this usage of the term. Does this mean he hasn't heard of Big Mac, Quarter Pounder, 10-Piece, etc. as euphemisms for, er, Bob's Big Boy?

Knew a guy who liked to be called "Big Mac" until the ladies found out he was only a "Quarter Pounder".

So named because it doesn't do business on Sunday?

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