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Santa Claus arrested in N. Idaho
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January 26, 2016
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That's his legal name.
Posted by: MOTW | January 26, 2016 at 10:08 AM
Hey, Christmas is over, cut the guy a break. Can't he relax with a few grogs?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 26, 2016 at 10:36 AM
Yeah, he should leave the driving to the elves...
Posted by: funny man | January 26, 2016 at 11:09 AM
Santa should have let Rudolph guide his sleigh that night.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 26, 2016 at 11:13 AM
He admitted to drinking three or four beers? I'm shocked! Usually drunks only admit to having two beers.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 26, 2016 at 11:26 AM
when asked his name he replied, 'IdaHo-ho-ho' !
Posted by: ligirl | January 26, 2016 at 11:45 AM
I feel bad for the guy, but if you go around claiming to be a saint, well ......
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | January 26, 2016 at 12:54 PM
Judge: How does the defendant plead?
Santa: Jolly, Your Honor.
Posted by: MOTW | January 26, 2016 at 02:37 PM
Was there a red nose competition?
Posted by: Ralph | January 26, 2016 at 06:40 PM