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January 25, 2016

CSI: LITITZ PIKE

"He then entered her place of employment causing a disturbance by walking over to the victim's desk and emptying a container of mashed potatoes onto her desk."

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

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In an era of increasing awareness of the dangers of workplace violence, how could someone bring in mashed potatoes to an office?

We get tased for a lot less.

Stop him before he spuds again.

taters gonna tate

It's the latest, it's the greatest, mashed potatoes (yeah yeah yeah).

*hops back on geezer bus*

SPUDS OF DEATH!

It's so hard to know what will appeal to a particular woman.

If he had been thoughtful and added some gravy, their relationship might have bloomed. No woman likes a cheapskate.

"Give me gravy, for my mashed potatoes..."

Calling Dee Dee Sharp.

A gravy mistake.

'scuse me while i whip this

out'

potatriarchy!

so we are to infer he was whipped or mashed?

Answer: He was a "masher"!

50 shades of gravy

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