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January 27, 2016
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Hey, at 10 for $1.99 he's looking at about $20 worth of product. For that much, SWAT might come out.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | January 27, 2016 at 09:24 AM
Always go for the mystery meat.
Posted by: ImNotDave | January 27, 2016 at 10:04 AM
I'm guessing he'll be checking into a hospital within the next few days after he tries to deep fry them.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 27, 2016 at 11:25 AM
Put him on the FBI most wanted list. Crimes like this could lead to squirrel spreading and needs to be nipped in the bud.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 27, 2016 at 11:37 AM
Chickens don't need their nuggets anyway.
Posted by: Clankie | January 27, 2016 at 02:12 PM
Apparently this story was totally bogus but no one checked before putting out the story.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 27, 2016 at 08:23 PM