ALSO, STAY OFF HER LAWN

NJ woman shoots man who was using her shovel to clear elderly neighbor’s driveway

"...striking him in the buttocks..."

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

Comments

[MOTW]

While walking back to his home, he was again accosted by the woman and three men, one of whom pointed a gun at the victim's head. At the woman's command, the assailant fired a single shot at the victim, striking him in the buttocks, the report said.

That's pretty bad aim.

[Jeff Meyerson]

nursecindy wants to know if it was perhaps a solid-gold shovel. Or maybe she was just a psycho.

[Doug Knaus]

When one aims at the head and hits the butt, it means he needs some practice time on the range. Or a better gun. Maybe a Glock 19?

[funny man]

Just be glad it wasn't a machete!

[Le Petomane]

And I always thought people in New Jersey were kind, caring folks and full of brotherly love----No, scratch that it wasn't New Jersey, must be some other state, sorry.

[Meanie the Blue]

We ARE kind, caring folks and we are positively frothing over with brotherly love, Le P. Now, please share that information with others before I break someone's neck.

[Clankie]

Anything can happen in a state where they play Bruce Springsteen music in all the elevators.

[MOTW]

MtB: and when you say 'frothing,' you mean that in the nicest, kindest way, right?

[Meanie the Blue]

Of course; I always say that with my pinkie extended, MOTW. Some of us confuse the pinkie a lot, though.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Maybe it was Governor Christie.

[Meanie the Blue]

Perhaps, in hindsight, my last comment could use a bit of explanation. Nothing was directed at Le P, and I apologize to him if it came across differently.

*we now resume your regular humor blog programming*

[LeDud]

"You can have your shovel, after you pry it from my cold, stiff hands..."