WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Pee-powered socks generate emergency electricity
(Thanks to James in NC, Jon Harris, Ralph, Alkali Bill, Gary Schroeder, Cassie Silvola, Joe in Japan, Kevin Smith and Rich Steurer)
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Just so you know, someone might misinterpret that,
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Posted by: funny man | December 11, 2015 at 06:30 PM
Interesting ideas that people have today isn't it?
Posted by: Theresa | December 11, 2015 at 06:49 PM
Overheard at the urinals.
"I just peed in your sock."
"Yeah, I feel emergency electricity and the wetness makes perfect sense."
Posted by: manua tomato | December 11, 2015 at 08:14 PM
Hey, if it's that or lose a toe to frostbite, I'd... Hmm, let me think.
Posted by: FredKey | December 11, 2015 at 09:38 PM
I guess sweaty sweat socks are not that bad after all.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 11, 2015 at 09:53 PM
Electrified Socks? Does Bill Clinton know?
Posted by: funny man | December 11, 2015 at 10:48 PM
So if someone peed in your socks, would it be assault and battery?
Posted by: JG | December 12, 2015 at 12:33 AM
As a fuel for electricity and as a stocking stuffer, I have to say I'm more used to coal.
Posted by: Capisce | December 12, 2015 at 03:54 AM
Give pees a chance.
Posted by: Ralph | December 12, 2015 at 05:29 AM
Favorite quote: "How do you pee in your socks?"
...
Well, son.
First you take off your socks.
Then you unbutton your pants.
After that, you unzip.
At that point you are ready to...
You know how the rest of that conversation goes.
Posted by: Psycho-Joe | December 12, 2015 at 05:34 AM
During WW1 solders were issued urine activated gas masks. So what's better pissy feet or a pee soaked face?
Posted by: ImNotDave | December 12, 2015 at 09:00 AM