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Someone could tell the difference between traditional camel urine and the guys own bodily waste?
Posted by: manual tomato | December 22, 2015 at 04:37 PM
So, camel urine, OK; human urine, shut the place down?
Glad they cleared that up.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 22, 2015 at 04:44 PM
And I have but one answer: Stay the @*#^& out of Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: FredKey | December 22, 2015 at 05:08 PM
I suppose it's a tad easier than getting a camel to piss in glass of milk..
Posted by: Sean In Akron | December 22, 2015 at 05:34 PM
Exactly, Sean. I mean, who gets the job of trying to get the camels to pee into them little bottles? Minimum wage is NOT enough.
Posted by: padraig | December 22, 2015 at 05:54 PM
p.s. to manual tomato: Turns out camels don't eat asparagus, but camel keepers do. Little known fact there.
Posted by: padraig | December 22, 2015 at 05:55 PM
Starbucks Riyadh? Venti no fat soy macciato, froth the camel piss.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 22, 2015 at 06:03 PM
I think we should send a case to the Donald - might improve his disposition.
Posted by: Elmo | December 22, 2015 at 07:46 PM
Bravo, Loudmouth!!!
But, forget about the traditional camel urine drinks...instead, what about a camel pee appletini, or a bacon-infused pee served in s stylish copper mug?
Trust me, there are plenty of upscale d-bag "pour houses" in my neck of the woods where they'd be lining up for these...
Posted by: K | December 22, 2015 at 08:33 PM
It's a "piss poor" attitude those officials have.
Posted by: funny man | December 22, 2015 at 09:35 PM
Funny man, shouldn't that be "piss pour"?
Posted by: C.O. Jones | December 22, 2015 at 10:52 PM
This is what lack of alcohol will do to a culture.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | December 23, 2015 at 02:02 AM
There is nothing lower than someone selling fake camel pee. How would you put a job like that on your resume?
Posted by: nursecindy | December 23, 2015 at 10:06 AM
Outtakes from a past/future movie mashup:
Capt. S: "Well, Petrocelli, looks like urine to money."
P: "Yes, and I love being rich. Would you like a drink?"
CS: "Only if the camel is organic!"
Crowd roars.
Posted by: funny man | December 23, 2015 at 02:39 PM
He could have just substituted Budweiser if he could have gotten his hands on any. I doubt if any of his customers would have been able to spot the difference between it and camel piss.
Posted by: John Finn | December 23, 2015 at 03:17 PM