WE BLAME YOU

Cow dung patties did not make this year's Gift Guide.

(Thanks to Harry Nom de Plume)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

I saw Cow Dung Patty at Woodstock.

[Not My Usual Alias]

I wonder if I plan ahead that I can get one for a Valentine's Day present

[funny man]

I think it qualifies for the Pantry Purchase with Prime????

But I always wonder how fresh the items are....

No one likes it sitting in the warehouse for months...

[Meanie the Blue]

Customers who bought this also liked .... TMI! TMI!

[ligirl]

sometimes
the grass appears greener on the other side
because it's been fertilized
by bull sh!t

[JG]

You want flies with that?

[FredKey]

Hey, I thought you only wanted BAD stuff for the gift guide!

[manual tomato]

I made a few cow dung cakes and promptly destroyed my deeply held feelings of affluenza as well as any prior belief in god. Crusted up my cuticals too. And what the *hell* is that smell?

[Le Dud]

As an avid vegetable gardener, I would welcome gifs of this. Horse, and sheep also. Pretty much any herbivore excretions.

[Mr. Bill]

If you get the one with the GOLDEN ticket you get to go to the factory.

[ligirl]

hey, LeDud - you mean gifs of This kind ?

[ligirl]

*only kidding* ledud - perhaps that was a sh!tty thing to do

[Clankie]

" people who grew up in rural areas find the peaty smell of dung fires pleasant..."

If Peaty smells so good, why not just invite him over for dinner ?

[maryqos]

My brother is rich! I have to call him and tell him.
He is outstanding in his field!

[Not My Usual Alias]

My link generator isn't accepting this: www.amazon.com/Big-Indian-Store-Cow-Dung/dp/B0130LVIKQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1451411027&sr=8-1&keywords=cow+dung+patties/

[nursecindy]

I saw the Cow Dung Patties open for the Animals in '68. Helluva show.

[Meanie the Blue]

Comes with an ironclad no-return policy.

[ligirl]

nobody likes a bum steer

[Meanie the Blue]

Now we know the real reason for delivery by drone.

[funny man]

Scam alert: Some shitty sellers are selling elephant dung as cow dung.

We thought you should know.

[LePetomane]

dried cow patties were the main source of cooking fires for wagon trains. After weeks and weeks of cooking your meals in an open skillet over a smoldering, aromatic, pile of cow dung, the Donner party taking that shortcut was understandable.

[ligirl]

*rattles s.b.'s cage*

c'mon judi - we're dung with this - we need more material !

[Meanie the Blue]

Trying to start a movement, ligirl?

[ligirl]

sorry, meanie - i'll log off

[Meanie the Blue]

And yet suddenly there is a new post! A bow'll be appropriate.

[Loudmouth]

Perfect house warming gift. A waft in the loft.

[Le Dud]

That was a beautiful video LiGirl. Did I also mention that I want to be cremated and my ashes placed in the garden ? Can't you imagine the tomatoes the following year ?

[ligirl]

HA meanie - so i need to take a bow'll movement ?

[Meanie the Blue]

Alimentary, my dear girl.

[K]

Damn hipster kids, and their organic raw vegan lifestyles!

[PirateBoy]

Now playing: The Ballad of Cow Patty (and her moped named Flame)...

[ligirl]

i'm with You, ledud - 'life began in a garden...'