THIS IS WHY WE NEED THE DEATH PENALTY

Austrian DJ barricades himself in his studio and plays Wham's Last Christmas 24 times in a row

(Thanks to funny man and DaninDallas)

Comments

[manual tomato]

So many human interest stories on one page. The many stories are a collage of weirdness not unlike the parking lot out back except for the sheer number of newsworthy missing links around here. Many of whom spat in the face of the Death Penalty and anyone else in the general vicinity.

[Jeff Meyerson]

No, make it stop!!!

It could be worse, I suppose - Santa Baby as sung (sic) by Madonna, or Wonderful Christmas Time by Paul McCartney.

[wanderer2575]

If he had played "Feliz Navidad," even the death penalty would not be enough.

[Ralph]

Only a few more days until the little drummer boy stops assaulting my ears everywhere I shop.

I need some rum to deal with his drum.

Bah, Hum

bug.

[nursecindy]

At least it wasn't Brenda Lee singing "Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree".

[H.K.]

This very technique was used at Gitmo with great success.

[manual tomato]

Brenda just sang Rockin' around the Christmas Tree (Not Kiding). Soon we will turn on our 'Dancing Santa'. He dances to Jingle Bell Rock ALL DAY LONG. If you would like a box of Chocolates, I have dozens of them I give out as presents to people other than the ones giving. Still like 3,268 boxes left though. How about a bottle of wine? Can't have it. I keep several handy to use as gift/weapons should someone try and rob me. Little Drummer Boy plays MANY times a day. Bah rumm puh pum pum. Rumm puh puh pum. When I get home I plan to watch Brian Setzer Orchestra Christmas special for the 3,268th time. Worse is Valentines day. Well, if you consider each year adolescent boys give my wife things with hearts on them? Chocolate again for me. I keep the bottles of wine/weapons handy all year.

[wanderer2575]

Will someone please check on manual tomato? He sounds like he's curled up on the floor of his attic. Maybe turn him toward the light, give him a little water, and wipe the drool from his chin.

[FredKey]

I'm with Jeff -- "Wonderful Christmastime" is a shooting offense.

[Loudmouth]

Last year I heard the same dumbass Christmas song done three ways by three "artists" (loose) in one store, on the center sidewalk and when I entered another store. I quit. Give money. No background music in the bank.