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December 20, 2015

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

...it is indeed a verifiable fact that a woman was delivered of a live turtle and a padlock in the presence of thousands of worshippers during a church service in a Lagos church.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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...hangin' with those Mutant Ninja Turtles always, I repeat, ALWAYS had a high price....

she could not con­ceive probably due to the padlock, turtle and other dangerous concoctions her father put in her body.....

I'm pretty sure the work-up for failure to conceive would have revealed the turtle and padlock, along with any other hardware, wildlife, or other accessories involved.

A cure for female reptile dysfunction?

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