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December 17, 2015

THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE

This Phone Ad Shows You How To Turn Your Penis Into A Lightsaber

(Thanks to Ralph)

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I have friends who call this foreplay.

Mine already is.

Old news. Remember Parliament's "FlashLight"?

Cockfighting is illegal in most states.

Perfect for tonight's midnight showings!

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

But a pen is mightier than a sword.

Ummmmmmmmm.
No.
NTTAWWT

Just keep that thing away from my touche.

then there's princess leia who uses her lightsaber As a pen!s

@ -_- @


what ?

I am not clicking on that video.

Just... no.

....luke only has one hand left.

@direpoop - so he's Hand Solo ?

lol ligirl, yes. dont tell the wookie

I think I've seen it before.

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