SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT
« Previous | Main | Next »
December 28, 2015
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
The comments to this entry are closed.
-MiamiHerald.com
Links
- DaveBarry.com
- Columns
- You Can Date Boys When You're Forty
- Insane City
- Lunatics
- I'll Mature When I'm Dead
- The Shepherd, The Angel, and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog
- Peter and the Starcatchers
- G2G (Guide to Guys: The Movie)
- Old Blog
- Remainders Tour
- Gene W.'s columns
- I'm With Stupid
- Acronyms
Dave Barry's Books
Music
Categories
- 24
- Books
- Caption Contest
- Current Affairs
- Dave Barry for President
- Do Not Click This Link
- Herald Hunt
- Jokes
- Past Columns
- Productivity Enhancers
- Starcatcher Play
- Unfit for the Office Unless You Work for the Osbournes
- videos
- Vintage Columns
- Walter
- WARNING: DO NOT OPEN AT WORK, OIYDWYMTTY(NY)G
- YELLOW FOR CAUTION
- Yes, it's old. But it's important.
Your Blogging Staff
Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
If anyone says "Three hour tour", run! (And stay away from Somalia).
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 28, 2015 at 11:12 AM
nothing like an after Christmas sale
Posted by: ligirl | December 28, 2015 at 11:30 AM
A "mini-Cruise"?
Just to be safe, avoid the Bermuda Triangle if you can....
Posted by: funny man | December 28, 2015 at 11:31 AM
Peter Pan is a real prankster at sea
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 28, 2015 at 11:45 AM
I'm guessing you're not in Idaho.
Posted by: ubetcha | December 28, 2015 at 11:45 AM
I'm not sure you can appreciate Christmas when you're out at sea...with a warm sea breeze...and the lapping waves...OH NEVER MIND.
Posted by: Le Dud | December 28, 2015 at 11:56 AM
Yarr!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 28, 2015 at 12:13 PM
I think the sail is supposed to go up and down, not side to side.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 28, 2015 at 12:20 PM
That picture must have been taken in the west-side hemisphere.
Posted by: ImNotDave | December 28, 2015 at 12:31 PM
I see that Dave's escaping that brutal Florida winter weather.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 28, 2015 at 01:35 PM
Time to fire judi
Posted by: poker | December 28, 2015 at 03:13 PM
That's furled up. Luff you anyway.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 28, 2015 at 03:22 PM
We now know what floats Dave's boat...
Apparently everyone is mizzen him here.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 28, 2015 at 03:29 PM
Ugh -- need Dramamine fast
Posted by: FredKey | December 28, 2015 at 04:30 PM
Lucky dog. I will trade ya. I am having snow sleet and freezing rain this evening. A winter storm warning out here right now. I need a cruise to Hawaii. Seriously. Have a good one Dave.
Posted by: Theresa | December 28, 2015 at 05:30 PM
"Florida Man Defies Gravity"
Posted by: Suzie Q Wacvet | December 28, 2015 at 07:29 PM
That reminds me, that's exactly where I left off and need to resume watching The Posiedon Adventure...
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | December 28, 2015 at 09:05 PM
so who's the guy in the gray shirt?
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | December 29, 2015 at 12:23 PM
Dave has somehow defied gravity and is sideways. It makes me seasick just to look at him.
Posted by: Guin | December 31, 2015 at 07:52 PM