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December 17, 2015


You need this.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)


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Or you could simply invite a homeless person and your guests will likely still be creeped out. Or, if you're really cheap just (you or a friend) print out a poster of your favorite presidential candidate staring at you.

OMG too funny. Cute outfit.

Nice outfit, Dave.

Keanu isn't available anymore ?

They say the secret of success is finding a need and then filling it.

I'll just dress up Uncle Fred.

lol clankie, i guess they decided he wasnt *the one*.

Whatever it takes to get everyone the hell out of the house.

Victor Borge was right: "Santa Claus has the right idea -- visit people only once a year."

Desperation has many faces.

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