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Good. Thought it might have been the author.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 28, 2015 at 11:15 AM
Yep, seems legit.
Posted by: QAZ | December 28, 2015 at 11:19 AM
Then quit dumping weed in the ocean, already!
Posted by: Renee (the First) | December 28, 2015 at 11:27 AM
Say hello to Gilligan!
Posted by: funny man | December 28, 2015 at 11:27 AM
stay high & dry, dave
Posted by: ligirl | December 28, 2015 at 11:43 AM
Or Captain Nemo
Posted by: Will Dooley | December 28, 2015 at 11:44 AM
is that a cockswain on the bridge ?
huh
must be *REALLY* windy
Posted by: ligirl | December 28, 2015 at 12:55 PM
Arrrrrr.
Posted by: BigSpud | December 28, 2015 at 01:02 PM
Dude!
Posted by: poker | December 28, 2015 at 01:07 PM
Who's always high?
Posted by: Steve (The Other Steve) Lancaster | December 28, 2015 at 01:17 PM
Dave must be wearing those new shoes that have suction cups on the bottom.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 28, 2015 at 01:37 PM
My neck hurts.
Posted by: Clankie | December 28, 2015 at 01:56 PM
Now I know why pirates drink lots of rum, but it appears the parrot fell off his shoulder.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 28, 2015 at 02:02 PM
I thought maybe he was 1/4 of the way around the world.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | December 28, 2015 at 03:07 PM
Welcome to the Southern Latitudes, Dave!
And remember the Pirate Code: Just say "arrrgh!"
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 28, 2015 at 03:30 PM
That's not how you're supposed to empty the bilge.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 28, 2015 at 04:15 PM
That is right you need a pirate outfit to wear on your ship.
Posted by: Theresa | December 28, 2015 at 05:31 PM
That's called 'port tack'.
Posted by: Tall Paul | December 28, 2015 at 06:50 PM
If you hoist the mainsail the boat might actually be able to quarter the waves instead of wallowing in them. However, that would require actual work with halyards, sheets, brass monkeys, and similar nautical gizmos. Maybe you could rotate your perspective with a margarita instead.
Posted by: Ralph | December 28, 2015 at 11:33 PM
This does not help my seasickness.
Posted by: Guin | December 31, 2015 at 07:53 PM