MAKE IT NOT SO?
Pistol Pulled During Penis Pump Beef
(Thanks to DaninDallas, and to anyone who can explain what Picard has to do with this story)
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December 28, 2015
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The filename of the Picard picture is facepalm.jpg, and according to Wikipedia and other sources, Picard doing a facepalm is a famous internet meme.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facepalm#Popular_culture
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/facepalm
Posted by: Frank Davuco | December 28, 2015 at 05:21 PM
Obviously Picard was the clerk. Right?
Posted by: funny man | December 28, 2015 at 05:21 PM
He returned it as the one gift that didn't suck...
Posted by: Pining for the Fjords (Or the Toyotas) | December 28, 2015 at 05:21 PM
...so, if that's a pistol in your pocket, Where's the Beef ?
Posted by: ligirl | December 28, 2015 at 05:58 PM
That's not my bag, baby.
Posted by: Austin Powers | December 28, 2015 at 05:59 PM
Fascinating.
Posted by: Jeann | December 28, 2015 at 08:16 PM
Engage!
No, wait! Stop engaging! Stop engaging! Aaah!
Posted by: Hammond Rye | December 28, 2015 at 09:15 PM
DON't make it so.
Posted by: K | December 28, 2015 at 09:58 PM
Oops...that post was too close to the caption.
But, seriously...how would he have known it was defective if he HADN'T used it? You have to side with the consumer there...(then again, "consumer" is perhaps not the best term to use here...eww.)
Posted by: K | December 28, 2015 at 10:02 PM
Star Trek: The Next Pentration?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 28, 2015 at 10:15 PM
I'd like to buy an "e", Pat./\
(All these years, still it happens)
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 28, 2015 at 10:42 PM
According to this version of the story, the customer's problems were due to "operator error."
Posted by: Ralph | December 28, 2015 at 11:38 PM
'operator error' - mebbe that's how brady DE-flated his balls ?
Posted by: ligirl | December 29, 2015 at 08:51 AM
Assault with a dead weapon
Posted by: Gandalf | December 29, 2015 at 11:23 AM
Does the technology work like car air bags ?
Posted by: Le Dud | December 29, 2015 at 12:11 PM
From our " Headlines We Never Thought We'd See " Department.
Posted by: Clankie | December 29, 2015 at 12:30 PM
Crime of the Centimeter!
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 29, 2015 at 01:23 PM
this is a stick up!
Posted by: ligirl | December 29, 2015 at 01:27 PM
Customer: I have to return this, it's defective.
Clerk: Sorry, sir, we can't accept returns on that item if it's been used.
Customer: What do you mean, no returns on this?
Clerk: Sorry, sir, but if you just look at it, you'll see ....
Customer, pulling gun: This is bogus! You can shove it up [censored]!
Clerk: Aisle 3, sir.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 29, 2015 at 01:53 PM
MTB is on fire.....I could see Cleese (of Monty Python fame) doing the role of the store clerk.
Posted by: Le Dud | December 29, 2015 at 04:56 PM
The Bookshop sketch, can I assume?
Posted by: Spiny Norman | December 29, 2015 at 11:56 PM