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Judge rules New Year's Possum Drop can use live opossum
(Thanks to funny man)
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Judge rules New Year's Possum Drop can use live opossum
(Thanks to funny man)
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WE NEED Superior Court Judge James Roberson to rule to reinstate waterboarding so we can get the truth out of Hillary.
Posted by: manual tomato | December 18, 2015 at 03:03 PM
In other news, police are looking for whoever stole Elliot, the possum. Police suspect softhearted PETA-lover Elly Mae Clampett.....
Posted by: funny man | December 18, 2015 at 03:07 PM
I'm not sure if the possum would agree. But they can drop a cat, dead one. They supposedly bounce sometimes.
Posted by: NoName | December 18, 2015 at 04:27 PM
Maybe they should just drop live turkeys, like everybody else.
Posted by: WKRP | December 18, 2015 at 04:45 PM
"I take care of that 'possum better than I do my wife, and I'm real, real good to her. "
We'll take your word for it. All of it.
Posted by: Clankie | December 18, 2015 at 06:27 PM
Opeta Opossum Opunks, oh, shut up.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 18, 2015 at 06:36 PM
"I take care of that 'possum better than I do my wife, and I'm real, real good to her. "
Animal husbandry, redefined. Let's ask his wife then decide if he's credible.
Posted by: funny man | December 18, 2015 at 07:22 PM
Possoms are squirrels maskarading as mutant mice.
"Nip it in the bud" is good advice.
Posted by: funny man | December 18, 2015 at 07:24 PM
Cue Muskrat Love.
what?
Posted by: L.Welk | December 18, 2015 at 07:25 PM
Still waiting for a judgement on the New Year's live lawyer drop, to be held at the Grand Canyon. All welcome. And feel free to bring your own lawyer!
Posted by: ImNotDave | December 19, 2015 at 08:51 AM
The live lawyer drop into the Grand Canyon has been cancelled due to an injunction from the EPA and the Havasupai Indian tribe who have a village in the canyon bottom alongside the river. The chance of major pollution is simply too great. I think they have a valid point. Know any active volcanos?
Posted by: Chief Big Man | December 19, 2015 at 02:20 PM
Hey how about we do a Republican Presidential Candidate Debate Drop.
We put a 50lb weight on their ankles
and drop them in the Pacific, I am fairly sure GAHD will save everyone of them...
That is if they have never sinned, or lied, or said shite that got innocent folk hurt.
Posted by: billb | December 19, 2015 at 09:03 PM
Just drop a live PETA person.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | December 20, 2015 at 03:33 AM
PETA persons are like potato chips, you can't just drop one.
Posted by: ImNotDave | December 20, 2015 at 09:28 AM
Professional Enablers (of) Animal Takeover.
In my day, we called it crazy or witches.
Posted by: the other Marquis Mark | December 20, 2015 at 10:51 AM