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I'd be lawn gone.
Posted by: FredKey | December 27, 2015 at 10:08 AM
iguana need a MUCH BIGGER mulching blade
Posted by: ligirl | December 27, 2015 at 10:15 AM
Nice kitty.
What? I gotta get stronger glasses.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 27, 2015 at 10:41 AM
Lucy looks angry.
Posted by: funny man | December 27, 2015 at 10:49 AM
Sorry they cut my caffiene and upped the Ibu.
Meanwhile, has anyone seen or heard from JudI?
Just asking....
Posted by: funny man | December 27, 2015 at 10:57 AM
Judi's busy.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 27, 2015 at 11:17 AM
Where I live, they would say these taste like chicken.
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 27, 2015 at 12:30 PM
I'd like to take a moment to personally thank Jeff for that link. Wow!
Posted by: nursecindy | December 27, 2015 at 01:52 PM
News delivery lizard?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | December 27, 2015 at 01:59 PM
Whoozagoodboy? YOU'REagoodboy!
Posted by: K | December 27, 2015 at 02:06 PM
So who exactly is MiamiHerald? Has the server achieved sentience (and a sense of humor)?
Posted by: Couch Surfer | December 27, 2015 at 02:30 PM
"We come in peace."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 27, 2015 at 02:40 PM
Jub-Jub?
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | December 27, 2015 at 02:51 PM
We all need one of those on our lawn.(ha)
Posted by: Theresa | December 27, 2015 at 04:06 PM
Belichick at the Meadowlands ?! Bwahahahaha!!!
Posted by: ligirl | December 27, 2015 at 04:14 PM
That was such a heads-up call, no?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 27, 2015 at 04:49 PM
Slater will be hosting miss universe next year
Posted by: ligirl | December 27, 2015 at 04:54 PM
Witness Protection Program for Slater. They'll be adding coin toss drills to this week's practices.
Usually that kind of boneheaded thing happens to the Jets, although rarely as bizarrely (more like red zone interceptions, dropped passes, or fumbles on what should be game-winning drives).
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 27, 2015 at 05:07 PM
brady's gotta feel a bit
deflated
Posted by: ligirl | December 27, 2015 at 05:11 PM
Ligirl: Marcia or Jan?
Head-Smaashed-In: Patty or Selma?
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 27, 2015 at 07:15 PM
p.s. How about for New Years, we take a few of these critters, and release them in neighborhood?
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 27, 2015 at 10:31 PM
Doh! The HTML brackets killed my posting...
"How about on New Years Eve, we take a few of these critters and release them in [insert name of least-favorite political candidate's name here]?"
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 27, 2015 at 10:32 PM
I give up! Goodnight!
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 28, 2015 at 01:43 AM
Don't blame Slater. Apparently he asked The Hoodie 3 or 4 times if he was really, really super sure he wanted
to make such a bonehead callto kick the ball away.Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 28, 2015 at 08:11 AM
Caption:
Striking a defiant pose in the thick St. Augustine, Scooter stares down all challengers.
Posted by: MOTW | December 28, 2015 at 08:40 AM
I saw Jurassic Lawn open for the Moody Blues in Fresno in '76.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | December 28, 2015 at 09:11 AM
Soon to replace the pink flamingo as THE status symbol of Florida?
Posted by: funny man | December 28, 2015 at 09:38 AM
Not to worry. Most Burmese/Reticulating pythons will eat these suckers.
Posted by: Le Dud | December 28, 2015 at 11:35 AM
" Journey to the Center of the Earth " casting call.
Posted by: Clankie | December 28, 2015 at 01:57 PM