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December 24, 2015

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

The FBI says a 28-year-old man faces federal and state charges after he robbed a credit union in Bend, then went on a shopping spree that included buying a Christmas tree he later used to try and hide from police.

(Thanks to Judy B.)

Note from the Grammar Police: Make that "try to hide."

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Using the great Durante line:

"What tree?"

Maybe he tried AND hid.

He blamed it on Lucretia McEvil.

I think that's what he called his mother when she locked him in the basement. (Just a wild guess. Or two)

While this may be the Season of Miracles, I'm pretty sure this wasn't one of them.

I hope he likes orange.

Maybe this is the new, edgier version of a CHARLIE BROWN'S CHRISTMAS.

Hey Grammar Police:

Try and look up the definition of "hendiadys".

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