IT'S GOOD FOR SENIORS TO HAVE A HOBBY

Indiana Woman, 69, Stockpiled Her Urine So She Could Dump It On Neighbor's Home

(Thanks to Dave D)

Comments

[wanderer2575]

Dumping her leaves in the neighbor's yard just wasn't getting the message across.

[Qaz]

I think she should export the "product" to Saudi Arabia - there is a high demand there for camel urine (Dave told me).

[FredKey]

Everyone needs a hobby.

[funny man]

Holidays "bring out the best in people", right?

[Theresa]

Well now if that doesn't just say Merry Christmas I don't know what does.

[nursecindy]

She should take up knitting. The best revenge is to knit someone an ugly sweater and then act hurt if you seem them and they're not wearing the sweater.

[manual tomato]

I not only set up a 'hidden' camera to catch The Jackie Van Tyle's around here, the police gang squad set up a sting operation in my front office using my security system to catch them in the act. It was cool hanging out with the tactical squad. I used my better judgment during the sting operation setup at the front desk and chose not to reveal I had weapons on the property that made their puny tactical array of guns look like pea shooters. I might not have 'actually' said, "do you think you'll get a pee doer with that pea shooter?"

[Jeff Meyerson]

Uh oh, lady, urine trouble now.

[K]

Obviously took the term "pissed off" a tad too literally...

[ligirl]

*This* is why - the grass is Always greener on the other side

[funny man]

It is quite one thing to be "pissed" about something, and quite another to be "pissed on" about Something.

--Attributed to "Miss Manners"

[Loudmouth]

This is quite literally peeing in the gutter...rain gutter.

[Stan]

She belongs in Flathead County.

[M. Stewart]

Is it recycling if you give your piss another use?

Perhaps. Anyway today I'm teaching you how to make a fresh batch of Martha's Camel Urine drink, and yes, you can use Budweiser or OLympia if you don't have enough urine.

[Meanie the Blue]

She' probably relieved now that it's all over.

[PirateBoy]

Heard today:

Q. What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A. Anyone can roast beef!

[Le Dud]

NICE POST ALL ! My favorite was the grass being greener .....classic.