IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE
Monkey steals a bus and crashes it into two parked vehicles while the driver takes a nap in India
(Thanks to Ralph, Gary Schroeder, Al Barkafski, DaninDallas, Kevin Smith, Madeleine, John Gregg and Steve Thompson)
Related Item: Teen hockey game canceled after Zamboni driver destroys rink
(Thanks to Jay Brandes)
I saw Drunken Zamboni Drivers open for Neil Young.
Tasty show.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 24, 2015 at 10:58 AM
Jeff, Didn't they team up with Cirque du Soleil?
Posted by: funny man | December 24, 2015 at 11:29 AM
Joyriding Monkey opened for Drunken Zamboni Drivers?
Posted by: Ralph | December 24, 2015 at 02:10 PM
I liked the reader comment that the Zamboni driver will probably get a $5 fine for drunk driving and five years in jail for disrupting a hockey game.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 24, 2015 at 03:02 PM
Trans-species Uber isn't working out well.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 24, 2015 at 03:44 PM
Zamboni driver was given a major in both penalty boxes, simultaneously.
Posted by: Loudmouth | December 24, 2015 at 03:47 PM
Ice, ice, baby!
Posted by: Vanilla Ice | December 26, 2015 at 07:51 PM